Ladies (and, frankly, men) it is that time of year again. Please take the pledge, and share with your friends. Friends don’t let friends have gnarly feet. It seems I can’t go anywhere without seeing feet that should have remained in socks. Taking care of our feet is self care luxury and does not have to be costly. I do at home pedis all the time! Some epsom salts, lavender and hot water in a big bowl and a good soak is a great start and so relaxing.
A good nail file, foot file and nail buffer will make your nasty nails smooth and even, and brush off those calluses for soft feet. Using an alpha hydroxy or lactic acid cream on feet nightly also helps. Top off your pedi with some cuticle oil and you’re done!
The Open Toed Shoe Pledge
As a member of the Sisterhood, I pledge to follow the Rules when wear sandals and other open-toe shoes:
I promise to always wear sandals that fit. My toes will not hang over and touch the ground, nor will my heels spill over the backs. And the sides and tops of my feet will not pudge out between the straps.
I will go polish-free or vow to keep the polish fresh, intact and chip-free. I will not cheat and just touch up my big toe.
I will sand down any mounds of skin before they turn hard and yellow.
I will shave the hairs off my big toe.
I won’t wear pantyhose even if my misinformed girlfriend, coworker, mother, sister tells me the toe seam really will stay under my toes if I tuck it there.
If a strap breaks, I won’t duct-tape, pin, glue or tuck it back into place hoping it will stay put. I will get my shoe fixed or toss it.
I will not live in corn denial; rather I will lean on my good friend Dr. Scholl’s if my feet need him.
I will resist the urge to buy jelly shoes at Payless for the low, low price of $4.99 even if my feet are small enough to fit into the kids’ sizes. This is out of concern for my safety, and the safety of others. No one can walk properly when standing in a pool of sweat and I would hate to take someone down with me as I fall and break my ankle.
I will take my toe ring off toward the end of the day if my toes swell and begin to look like Vienna sausages. I will not wear toe rings.
I will be brutally honest with my girlfriend/sister/coworker when she asks me if her feet are too ugly to wear sandals. Someone has to tell her that her toes are as long as my fingers and no sandal makes creepy feet look good.
I will promise if I wear flip flops that I will ensure that they actually flip and flop, making the correct noise while walking and I will swear NOT to slide or drag my feet while wearing them.
I will promise to throw away any white/off-white sandals that show signs of wear… nothing is tackier than dirty white sandals.
Those of us who must look at everyone’s bare feet thank you.