Seriously? Is there anyone? Ok, just to be clear, jubblies is a cute word which is British slang for “breasts”. I don’t know why, but I like it. It sounds so….happy. Happy, perky and bouncy even. See what I did there?

Anyways…LUSH has a cream called Lovely Jubblies for those of use who would like a delicately fragrant, firm and pert chest. This breast cream is full of rich and delicious moisturizing & skin tone improving ingredients like coco butter, almond oil, jojoba oil and rosehip oil. LUSH uses cold-pressed organic oils and fresh flower infusions with the aim of tightening and firming the skin, as well as improving skin tone and elasticity. Then there are the “delicately fragrant” ingredients, which are gorgeous and feminine, almost to the point of being dangerous. Rose, jasmine, orange blossom, orange blossom honey (fragrant AND good for your skin) and ylang ylang.  There is a delicate lily note hiding in there – Tiger lilies actually. They apparently have astringent properties and are often used to tighten the skin- perfect for “firming up wobbly bits”.These are all beautiful scents on their own, but downright intoxicating when combined. Especially with the sweet creamy base of coco butter. Mouth-watering, almost. The cream has a lovely texture, without the greasy slippery base of the ubiquitous silicone based products. Coco butter isn’t greasy, and basically just soaks in to beautifully moisturize. So I am using this on more than just my “jubblies”. It soothes and smoothes the skin, and leaves only soft scented skin behind. I use it on my chest, my neck, as well as on my stomach, thighs…and more. It is wonderful on knees and elbows. Have I noticed a marked improvement? Not really, but I don’t ever use any product expecting miracles. Does my skin feel soft, smooth and does it smell good? Absolutely. I really like using LUSH Lovely Jubblies at bedtime, or after the bath. The scent and soothing ritual of the application just feels good, and the scent has encouraged sweet dreams….

Verdict? LOVE. The floral notes in this cream are all my favourites, and are a home run for me. They work beautifully with any of my jasmine, rose or orange blossom perfumes beautifully. I can detect the provocative and sensual scent emanating from my decolletage for a few hours after application. Pampering myself with little rituals like this make me feel…well, sexy. And that’s a good thing.

*This is a scented product. If you are sensitive to fragrance, I would recommend testing it in-store before buying.

Lush Lovely Jubblies is available at LUSH Stores for around $25.